Alright, boys

As if you all aren't cocky enough about your manhood, now you have another trophy to add to the already ridiculous collection of stupid things you are responsible for : sperm. Not just ordinary sperm though, giant sperm, sperm said to measure up to 0.2 inches or 6 millimeters. This so-called "blessing" comes from a crustacean almost 1/10th the size of its sperm, so in theory, the trophy really does not go to you.

On another note, I was browsing the other day and ran across this website, one made for "women like me..." except these girls are about 50x as sluttier and their boobs are about 100x saggier. Boob jokes aside (and please, let this be the last I hear about boobs,) women have plenty to be proud of as well. We have abilites that boys can only dream of, such as queefing.

Sorry, but what else would appropriately follow your stupid giant sperm than something you can't do? And my utmost apologies if this blog has yet to be flagged as parental content restricted, this might put us over the top, but it is certainly worth the laughs.

Well how-de-doo

Since I am the latest addition to the Chyeah! blogging team, it is only proper to give myself a well-deserved introduction. Let's make this clear, I go by one of two names: Christina, my "government name," and the name upon which my father forced my mother to name me when born, as opposed to "Angel" (which is a goddamn good thing,) or CK. Refer to me as "bitch" or anything else degrading towards women and I will promptly kick the boy shit out of your wimpy ass.

That being said, a little about myself:
I epitomize the essence of sarcasm and employ condescending vocabulary in just the right way. I am capable of manipulating the conversation in all ways that make my intelligence more favorable than nonsense about what you ate for dinner last night or how your day is going. I don't do small talk, and I ensure that I dominate almost every "good trait" you have, because I "appear" to be all that I truly am; perfect. In short, I will probably think you are really stupid, or I'll overestimate your value as a person.

Now that we've established that I already know I'm better than you, you're more than entitled to glorify or vilify whatever it is that I post here, but know that your opinion means little to me and is going to be more amusement for me.

[end sarcasm, begin seriousness]

I'm probably the farthest thing from a feminist and genuinely believe that most women should stick to cooking and cleaning. I'm fairly serious about blogging and will contribute a lot of satirical political and religious jokes, so take my introduction as a forewarning to those of you who take life too seriously. This blog is already much too long, but here begins my blogging with this lovely team of Chyeah! bloggers.

Au revior!