My first update will be of this:
Song of the Moment 12/1/2010
Infused with his smooth voice, unusual play style, and meaningful lyrics, King Charles is a sure diamond in the rough . He's been recently opening for other acts but guaranteed, this guys will blow up HUGE . He is in fact in my opinion, (in his lyrics and play style) the Beatles reincarnated . He's a beast, and how can you hate on his hair ?
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Now I bring you my second update and it's concerning a certain game that's been hyped up and praised by the gaming community !..
Of course, it's the one and only, Call of Duty: Black Ops
Now I'll be covering the 3 main aspects of Call of Duty: Black Ops
- The Single Player
- The Multiplayer
- ZOMMMBIESSSSSS
Right off the bat, the campaign for Black Ops gets you right in the story as you're seated in an interrogation chair, and as these mysterious interrogators, well, interrogate you, you recall flashbacks and different memories of your battles .
The campaign is basically ... an awesome play through infused with Michael Bay and Steven Speilberg cinematics combined . The game play keeps you pumped up, the suspense is mind boggling and well, it'll make you itch for the next level constantly . The voice acting was superb however it feels as if the graphics and set pieces for this game was downgraded but an overall enjoyable campaign .
ZOOOMMMMMBIIIIESSSSSSS !!! Ahhh, Treyarch's precious gem . Starting in World at War, you and up to three other people duke it out mano y err dead mano for survival, and that's all it is . SURVIVAL . It's the same ol' same ol', BUT it is ADDICTING AS HELL . Given the map layouts are very scrunched together and should've had a map layout with wide open areas such as Shi no Numa, it is enjoyable duking it out with some friends for the fight for survival .
Ahhhh here comes the shit storm ... The Online Multiplayer .
Let's list the pros and cons shall we ?
Pros:
- Kill streaks don't add to other kill streaks so you have to EARN them instead of camping and letting your kill streak do all the work for you .
- Getting rid of Stopping Power allows for the chance of the other middle tier perks to shine and actually not punish the player for choosing something else BESIDES stopping power . Where SP basically dominated the middle tier perk for CoD4, WaW, and MW2 .
- This game actually takes SKILL to play . In MW2 the god gun aka the ACR could fire across the map with absolutely no recoil and kill 4 people in the process . However in BO, they've reintroduced recoil and players actually need to be accurate to kill their opponents . (Shocking isn't it ?!) Again as mentioned, getting kill streaks take SKILL . They take skill to kill 11 people in a row with your GUN for those attack dogs or gun ship . There's isn't bullshit where it's predator missile, you get 2 kills from it, you get your harrier strike which gets you around 4 kills, and then you get your chopper gunner or AC-130 . Bullshit and shenanigans, I tell you !
- Lotssss of bull shit been cut out . It's still there, but yeah . It's been shortened .
Cons:
- Some of the guns/killstreaks are over powered as fuckkkk . The AK-74u dominates the SMG class and is probably the most used gun right along with the Famas which shoots as fast as I shoot semen out of the tip of my penis . Not to mention the chopper gunner is also over powered and completely dominates on small maps like Havana, Nuketown, or Grid .
- THAT FUCKING KNIFE . Everyone has commando already equipped and is a given as a super ultra mega hidden 4th perk . The knife lunges are RIDICULOUS and will seriously dominate over the shells/bullets of shotgun or an smg in a CQB situation given that the each of the players saw each other at the same times .
- Spawns are erratic, and in many situations you will kill a guy, have him spawn next to you, him kill you, and then you spawn 3 feet away from him and you get payback . idunevn .
- Matchmaking is still a bit buggy but has improved TREMENDOUSLY since the patch allowing parties to enter lobbies together easier and find online matches much easier and faster .
/facepalm
IN MOTHER EFFING CONSLUUUUSSSSSHHHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ...
...Call of Duty: Black Ops is a worthy successor and feels like an amazing sequel to the previous CoD games and a big big big big big (like my cawk) ups to Treyarch for being able to effectively address the problems of MW2 and listen to the community to make this a game the entire CoD fan base has been looking forward to !
8.5/10 motha fuckkin stars .
Buy it, play it, sleep with it, fuck it, impregnate it, and live with it .
I hope this makes up for the lack of updates I've been putting up, and here's me letting you, Chyeah! nation that I lurb yuh <3 style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">
I'm DINHosaurus, and I'm terminating this sequence . Chyeah !
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