Yes. Yes. Yes! Drink it in folks. This is Barack Obama toilet paper. Now, when you're on the toilet, taking one of the worst shits ever, feel safe in knowing that when you go to wipe, your ass will get hope and change. That shit will be gone. He will make sure of it. I no longer will be afraid of diarreah and runny stool because I know that Obama is watching over my ass. I know that, under his watch, my ass will be a secure and shit-free area. God bless America. And God bless Obama toilet paper.
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